POODUCK JOINS IN WAR ON TERROR

September 17th, 2008

Government releases news of a new technological marvel. A weapon of grand vision, that will be used to devastating degrees. On the surface, this harbinger of doom looks like a friendly Pooduck, but inside this friendly four legged fur filled fuzzball lies a secret both terrifying and impressive in it's state of the art glory. His eyes may look like two poorly cut pieces of emerald felt, but they are really laser guided missile scopes, able to launch up to 41 poo-scuds at a distance of 200 miles. Poo duck's nose, which looks like a discarded red pepper, disguises a weapon of mass detention, that cannot be revealed to the public. Woe the people that will face the mighty poo-duck. Behind the twisted pink bow that resembles a cloud at sunset, is a machine that is close to poo-fect!